when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:
That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
HARRY POTTER HISTORY MEME: three younger versions of characters [1/3] → Bellatrix Lestrange (Eva Green)Bellatrix Lestrange (née Black) (1951 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood witch, the daughter of Cygnus III and Druella Black and elder sister of Andromeda Tonks and Narcissa Malfoy. After leaving Hogwarts, she became a Death Eater - and was famed as Voldemort’s most dangerous and sadistic follower.
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while
Peter being genuinely confused by Stiles was the highlight of this season